Tales From the Booth

If you have stumbled across this page then that means you are most likely lost. Your mouse pointer is probably traveling to the top left of your screen at the BACK arrow right about now, BUT JUST HEAR ME OUT before you think about doing such a dreadful thing. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Obviously, since you are on a computer you know how to read better then a three year old. And I bet you were looking up the same boring things on Google (I'm guessing either porn, MySpace, YouTube, or Jewish anorexic German midget spies undercover for the CIA) but why not take a break from those tiresome sites and take a gander at my writings? They're definitely better than MySpace! This is a site made to share my stories with people looking to be entertained by a good scare, a laugh, or a piece of poetry. You like satire?  You like your favorite celebrities being made fun of?  You're in the right place then.  So buckle up and get ready for a very unusual rollercoaster...