WELCOME TO THE WASTELANDS OF FICTION!


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Attack of the Thespian!

11/17/08

 Some people will do anything, and I mean anything, for money.  It doesn't matter what it is. Shit, you want to see some good ole fashion flesh eatin'? No problem. Welcome to the world of Zombiwood.


  


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Teddy

11/05/08

Teddy loves his Sammy. Just how much, you may ask? Well, let's just say he loves her enough to kill.


   


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The Excorcism of Oprah Winfrey

 
11/04/08
 
Last week I was on a mission. And that mission was to stop the Anti-Christ at all costs. Did I succeed? Well, you’ll just have to read and find out.

 


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THE BOOK CELLAR


 11/02/08

April Silcoe is a bright young woman.  Just your regular everyday American.  She goes to parties, she has fun.  She has a job, she gets paid.  She has a car.  She has a house.  She has a stalker …

 


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PRETTY FLY FOR A RUSSIAN GUY



11/01/08

Meet Hans Goober: Russian spy undercover as an Olympic Bodybuilder.  Watch as he makes a complete fool out of himself in front of the bystanders in a gym. He’s pretty fly, man -- for a Russian guy, that is.

 


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JERICHO


10/31/08


Let me introduce you to Jericho: the new drug around the block.  One whiff up this stuff and you'll be so fucking out of it any other drug will seem like a mere pathetic attempt of wealth.  This is the revolution of narcotics.  This is a psychoactive, psychedelic significant piece of history, my friend.  This is the beginning of the new drug era.  Now, with that in mind, prepare to watch this drug take over the lives of an exclusive set of individuals in this mindfuck of a novella.