Author of numerous humor pieces and creator of the Nebraskan sensation, Something Indecent, Jason Haugh is a man of many disturbing wonders. Some say he's not even human -- some sort of extraterrstrial being with a supernatural aptitude for comedy. There are literally hundreds of other rumors speculating of his existance. Many of them are true, many of them are not.
When not writing, Jason spends his time drinking and gluing rugs to cats. You can find more of his work here. He is also the guy behind the ever so popular Ken Masters News -- which are featured below.
Ken Masters is a man on a mission. He is on this Earth to bring you the news in its true form. There are no cover-ups here, folks. This, my good friends, is the real news. Proceed below only if you can really handle the truth in its entire form.
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